Ted Kennedy's name is similar to an alias of some "evil doer". Proof that this list only catches the innocent is left as an exercise for the reader.

If Senators are allowed to roam freely about the country, then the terrorists have already won!

Reuters. Kennedy
-- one of the most recognizable figures in American politics -- told a
Senate committee hearing on Thursday he had been blocked several times
from boarding commercial airline flights because his name was on a
"no-fly" list intended to exclude potential terrorists. [John Robb's Weblog]