So Weirdly Wrong: And I walked back to the studio, dumbfounded that someone just rousted
me for picking an open wireless signal in public — indeed (as it turns
out) for using a laptop within a wireless signal’s range of the
library. Weird.

We should all be glad that the local contstabulary are able to
invent federal laws at a moments notice to save us from the scourge of
freely available internet access. However, those godless commie
librarians seem to have gotten off scott free.