Zork parody on a wiki. Cory Doctorow:
A Uncyclopedia (parody of Wikipedia) user has created a Zork parody on
the wiki, and many users are adding their own often hilarious turns and
twists to the adventure.

Examine Grue

Man, you've really never played this game before, have you? The Grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Start over

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(Thanks, Stuart!) [Boing Boing]

I bet none of them even remember Addventure.